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Dads Say the Dumbest Things

From the Labor Movement to the Weather Underground, One Family"s Century of Conscience

by Bruce Lansky

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  • 1 Currently reading

Published by Meadowbrook .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Social Sciences,
  • General,
  • Social Sciences (General),
  • Humor,
  • American - General,
  • Form - Parodies,
  • Humor / General,
  • Anecdotes, facetiae, satire, e,
  • Anecdotes, facetiae, satire, etc,
  • Fathers,
  • Quotations

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages99
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL7662437M
    ISBN 100671696130
    ISBN 109780671696139
    OCLC/WorldCa20634672

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      For more information on LauraLynn’s Children’s Hospice, see or call John Lambert with his son Finn The new dad. John Lambert (44), a musician, is dad .   Now, I just wanted to kick myself for saying the same old stupid thing to my own kid when he was feeling down. No matter how hard we try to leave the annoying things our parents said to us in the past, they're bound to come up from time to time. This is especially true when we moms and dads are tired, stressed, and overworked.


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Dads Say the Dumbest Things From the Labor Movement to the Weather Underground, One Family's Century of Conscience by Bruce Lansky.

Published Ap by Meadowbrook. Written in English. Dads say the dumbest things: a collection of fatherly wit and wisdom. [Bruce Lansky; K L Jones] Book: All Authors / Contributors: Bruce Lansky; K L Jones.

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